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It ain't what you know, as much as what you do with what you know. It's the very difference between being wise and being a fool.
Enjoy!
"A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his
chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK
old fart, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these
chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two
old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around
the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire
chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So,
just to be fair, I will give you a head start.", said the new rooster.
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster
takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse
and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the
old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when
he sees the roosters running by.
The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and - KABOOM ..... he blows the young rooster
to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Darn.....third gay rooster I bought this month!!
Moral of this story?
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, wisdom, and a little
treachery..... will always overcome youth and arrogance!"
Enjoy!
"A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his
chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK
old fart, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these
chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two
old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around
the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire
chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So,
just to be fair, I will give you a head start.", said the new rooster.
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster
takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse
and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the
old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when
he sees the roosters running by.
The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and - KABOOM ..... he blows the young rooster
to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Darn.....third gay rooster I bought this month!!
Moral of this story?
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, wisdom, and a little
treachery..... will always overcome youth and arrogance!"
Since I feel I fall closer to the "old fart" catagory! 
